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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:00:22 No.16901819 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901836 >>16901837 >>16901847 >>16901851 >>16901960

Have you ever wanted to live without fear? Have you ever wanted to be part of a new community bound by ideals that free you?
Join The Awoken Collective, and free yourself for His coming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:07:00 No.16901836 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901845 >>16901970

>>16901819
can I join?

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:08:30 No.16901837 Report Delete

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>>16901819
It doesn't real. Enjoy Jonestown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:11:11 No.16901845 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901853 >>16901860 >>16901861 >>16901967

>>16901836
Anyone can join. You must only profess your fear of God and willingness to conquer one of your fears.

Dungeon Master !tphHcgvFXU

Dungeon Master !tphHcgvFXU Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:11:44 No.16901847 Report Delete

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>>16901819

I am a Jedi by religion and am active in the Jedi community. What can The Awoken Collective offer?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:12:14 No.16901851 Report Delete

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>>16901819

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:12:42 No.16901853 Report Delete

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>>16901845
Joooooonestooooooooown. Stop trying to sway the lonely into your creepy ass cult and get a jub you fucking hippie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:14:40 No.16901860 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901864

>>16901845
Iwill conquer my fear of loli porn, is that good enough?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:14:54 No.16901861 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901871 >>16901967

>>16901845
The Awoken Collective can offer spiritual relief through exercising the ability to combat fear, and the ability to learn about creation in a new light that allows any and all to reach salvation. Any religion, creed, sex, and party may join.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:16:25 No.16901864 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901869 >>16901871

>>16901860
Any fear is enough to conquer, one in which He has blessed you with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:17:10 No.16901869 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901875 >>16901984

>>16901864
who is he?

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:17:27 No.16901871 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901877 >>16901879

>>16901861
>>16901864
Will it help me conquer my fear of weird cult lunatics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:19:09 No.16901875 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901967

>>16901869
He is the one that blesses us with challenges to conquer. He created the Earth, and She gave us breath. Together they show their love in different ways. He is fearsome, while she is kind and known.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:19:13 No.16901877 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901885

>>16901871
Yes! In fact, you will become one!! Welcome to the club!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:20:17 No.16901879 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901886 >>16901890

>>16901871
Of course. I know you're being facetious, but try a bit and you'll find peace in it.

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:21:20 No.16901885 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901891

>>16901877
Just what I was looking to do with my saturdays instead of having fun, fixing my car, drinking heavily, and having a girlfriend and any contact with my family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:21:27 No.16901886 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901890 >>16901925

>>16901879
Stay away from my thread, impostor.

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:22:26 No.16901890 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901897

>>16901879
>>16901886
I think I trust the second guy a bit more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:22:35 No.16901891 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901903 >>16901905 >>16901925

>>16901885
I see a LOT of potential in you!! Your girlfriend and family are welcome too!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:23:38 No.16901897 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901905 >>16901925

>>16901890
Impostor, stop ruining my thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:25:01 No.16901903 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901920 >>16901925 >>16901967

>>16901891
Can you quit? I wish this board had ID's on it. It's only natural to find humor in this as people fear the unknown.

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:25:45 No.16901905 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901913 >>16901920

>>16901891
>>16901897
Oh geeze hang on, let me ask the guys from the divination thread which one of you is real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:27:09 No.16901913 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901920 >>16901925

>>16901905
The funny part is neither of them are.
I am.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:28:51 No.16901920 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901925 >>16901935

>>16901903
Why do you want ID's?

>>16901905
Ask them! They will tell you I'm the creator of the thread.

>>16901913
Nice try, impostor.

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:30:53 No.16901925 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901933

>>16901903
>>16901897
>>16901891
>>16901886
>>16901913
>>16901920
Jeez, life is confusing. Let's just merge and make one fantastic super cult. We can pretend to be a new age religious group and open a whole foods in Portland, Oregon. The only place pretentious enough to handle it. Plus, in all their tolerance they won't be able to refuse an invitation!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:32:31 No.16901933 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901937

>>16901925
May I bring my dakimakura? If the answer is positive, then it's a deal!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:33:38 No.16901935 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901944

>>16901920
If you are who you are, claim to be me, then tell me who He is?
What is the book?
What is your class?
Are you official?
Where is our base?

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:34:17 No.16901937 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901947 >>16902179

>>16901933
If I find it, I'll have to burn it as a false idol, but I don't see why not.

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:35:40 No.16901944 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901954

>>16901935
Thoon
DnD 3.5
Ranger
Kind of
Mom's basement. Probably in rural arkansas or new mexico, the divination guys were a bit iffy on that one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:37:00 No.16901947 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901951

>>16901937
Well, actually I have quite a lot of them, so you better bring a LOT of fuel and maybe we can have some nice round of spooky stories in a really big campfire?

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:37:54 No.16901951 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901957

>>16901947
Nah man, those things are flammable as shit. Lots of air between the fibers. You only need gasoline to start the fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:38:33 No.16901954 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16901944
>kek
Smh fam tbh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:39:38 No.16901957 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901967

>>16901951
I never burned one, so I'll have to take you word. One question: what was this thread about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:39:40 No.16901958 Report Delete

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So whats your believe? If involved ayylmaos I'm in! Also I don't gonna drop my money to you work for it like everyone's do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:40:49 No.16901960 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16901819
I want to conquer my fear of approaching the opposite sex. I have faith in God. Can I join?

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:41:59 No.16901967 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901975

>>16901845
>>16901861
>>16901875
>>16901903
Apparently these guys are all the same, according to the mystical diviners that totally aren't just hoping I'm taking them seriously.
>>16901957
Creepy cult guy trying to start another jonestown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:42:56 No.16901970 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16901836
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:44:30 No.16901975 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16901979

>>16901967
Without the cyanide poisoning, right? Or is it included in the cult membership too? I would love to opt out, if I can.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:44:41 No.16901976 Report Delete

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B-but anon what if I don't belive in a god?

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:45:36 No.16901979 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16901975
Only if the feds try and stop creepy cult guy from functionally enslaving more people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:46:33 No.16901984 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>16901869
Kevin Costner's dad in Field of Dreams

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:49:29 No.16901999 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16902012 >>16902041

For any and all information email me.
[email protected]
I am the Awoken.

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:51:49 No.16902012 Report Delete

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>>16901999
I bet Jim Jones is your spirit animal. If you had faith in Him you'd stay here and prove you're not a nutjob. Shame on you, unbeliever! Ha ha ha, later fuccboi

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:03:11 No.16902041 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16902044

>>16901999
Nice trips.

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:04:37 No.16902044 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16902089

>>16902041
Shit, looks like he must be the real deal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:16:54 No.16902089 Report Delete

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>>16902044
>44

And 999 is a good number. Gotta follow the guy mane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:37:31 No.16902178 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16902184

I'll join the cult if it allows me to leave my current life behind. Where does one apply?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:37:52 No.16902179 Report Delete

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>>16901937

Now that's just rude.

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:38:25 No.16902184 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16902209

>>16902178
To the French Foreign Legion, or your own country's military depending on how far you want to leave it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:44:49 No.16902209 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16902219

>>16902184
While I have considered these options as well. I do think a cult would lead me to death faster, as I wouldn't mind collectively killing myself with a bunch of other people tired of living.

Reality

Reality Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:47:13 No.16902219 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16902277

>>16902209
Plenty of people in the military enjoy their lives. Source: me. You'll either find a reason to want to live, or die so that someone else can live. It's a win-win really. /k/ can tell you more, I'm about out of time here.

!DEVILbEX6.

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!DEVILbEX6. Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:51:18 No.16902229 Report Delete

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go back to sleep, nigga

y'all havent waken up from shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:07:43 No.16902270 Report Delete

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A few auters get together on skype and circle-jerk themselves into megalomania. What do the results look like? Stay tuned to this thread to find out!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:09:48 No.16902277 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>16902290 >>16902297

>>16902219
>Plenty of people in the military enjoy their lives. Source: me. You'll either find a reason to want to live, or die so that someone else can live. It's a win-win really. /k/ can tell you more, I'm about out of time here.

A prostitute has orders of magnitude more virtue than you. A prostitute only sells themselves for sex; you have sold yourself out to politicians for murder, have sold your own soul to be sculpted as a murderer.

Get out you piece of degenerate filth, think hard about what you have let yourself be turned into, and spend the rest of your life trying to begin to make up for your moral crimes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:15:49 No.16902290 Report Delete

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>>16902277
Nice double doubles!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:18:51 No.16902297 Report Delete

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>>16902277
Soldiers are among the most vulnerable in HIS eyes, for he loves them so much as to strengthen them through combat.

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