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anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:40:24 No.16907759 View Reply Report Delete

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9 foot tall! What do you think?

http://nuclearcoffee.org/former-nasa-engineer-tells-about-9-foot-tall-alien-meeting-with-iss-astronauts/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:46:00 No.16907779 Report Delete

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>>16907759
I bet they laughed their asses off
>lanklets
>learning
pick 1 LOL

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:48:48 No.16907792 Report Delete

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>>16907759
>>16907779

MANLETS CONFIRMED BTFO BY AYYY LMAOS

MANLETS CAN'T EVEN GATE ALIEN POON NOW AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:58:51 No.16907823 Report Delete

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Holy fuck, I think that's an alien homing beacon.

Are there any Alientologists on tonight who can confirm?

anonymous

anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:07:50 No.16907846 Report Delete

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So basically they just say 9 feet humans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:42:53 No.16907963 Report Delete

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he's a big guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:14:28 No.16908611 Report Delete

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>>16907963
For you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:19:26 No.16908631 Report Delete

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wtf is this source, OP?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:10:42 No.16908880 Report Delete

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>>16907759
I agree with t-swift op

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:30:00 No.16908961 Report Delete

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>>16907963
>>16908611
/X/ WILL FALL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF OUR BIGNESS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:06:29 No.16909125 Report Delete

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>>16907759
what did he have to loose his career pension and reputation but yeah swamp gas nothing to see here folks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:17:17 No.16909177 Report Delete

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>>16907759
A sensationalist clickbait blog talks about a delusional paranoid schizophrenic who happened to have worked for NASA but was decidedly not an astronaut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:23:05 No.16909207 Report Delete

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ayy lmao

anonymous

anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:50:23 No.16909663 Report Delete

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http://nuclearcoffee.org/former-nasa-engineer-tells-about-9-foot-tall-alien-meeting-with-iss-astronauts/

Man lips>>16909177
Yeah, that's the only thing that makes me iffy on it. The face that he was only a engineer and not an astronaut. Still cool to think what if tho.

anonymous

anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:53:35 No.16909668 Report Delete

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>>16908880
Me too. Who could ever disagree with the swift?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:06:17 No.16909687 Report Delete

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>>16908880
He does have a very perceptive opinion about the subject

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:06:58 No.16909773 Report Delete

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>>16909663
>He was employed as an engineer by NASA
>Therefore he can't possibly be delusional

You do realize that being crazy doesn't actually make it impossible to function in society, right? The idea that being aneurotypical makes you automatically a gibbering, violent lunatic is a deeply harmful stereotype.

I see no contradiction between his background claims and him being schizophrenic. (Also, NASA's suits are terribly primitive, all things considered. Why would an alien be using a similar design?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:15:14 No.16909778 Report Delete

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>>16907759
>What do you think?
That he is lying like that old fella that said Aliens are really and showed a pic as proof, the pic was a doll...

This is part of the game, they put real names there, people with some experience, so you keep your mind busy in bullshit while they do whatever they want.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 09:01:17 No.16909850 Report Delete

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>>16907759
>9 foot tall
how much is that in a real metric system?

>mfw people still uses foots, thumbs, stones, rat tails, unicorn horns, to measure and calculate distances.
I bet this is why ayyliumaos don't visit us.

anonymous

anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:26:22 No.16910157 Report Delete

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>>16909850
It's the shitty American way I suppose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:57:32 No.16910348 Report Delete

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It's a fucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:02:45 No.16910357 Report Delete

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>>16909850
>lmao humans still using base10 as a unit of measurement they're so backwards

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:16:59 No.16910386 Report Delete

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>>16910357
the invasion is imminent

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:18:12 No.16910388 Report Delete

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>>16907759
I think you're forgetting that giants don't exist silly boy

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:21:04 No.16910393 Report Delete

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>>16910386
The invasion doesn't come from space, it comes from the apartment down the hall where that weird guy who never makes eye contact lives

You are so uninformed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:26:38 No.16910414 Report Delete

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>>16910388
there's multiple mentions of them in [spoiler:lit]THE BIBLE[/spoiler:lit]

>>16910393
>living in an apartment like some kind of rat
>not owning land and having your own house
if some illegal alien tries to enter my property I'm gonna put a hole in his super evolved brain, that'll show them to mess with america!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:31:29 No.16910428 Report Delete

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>>16910414
Yeah I'll just buy some land in new York City

Good idea bub

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:34:33 No.16910432 Report Delete

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>>16909773
Why not if its something effective for them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:52:30 No.16910471 Report Delete

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>>16910386
but the romans had calendars.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_calendar
Ad if not, they could have one from the other people of the Mediterranean, or put a universal event up, like the equinox.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:53:34 No.16910472 Report Delete

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>>16910471
nvm, it's a civ joke, i'm stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:57:14 No.16910487 Report Delete

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>>16910472
good

anonymous

anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:54:14 No.16910625 Report Delete

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>>16910388
10 feet tall isn't a giant. We have a jap human that is what, 12 feet I think?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:56:58 No.16910627 Report Delete

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>>16909773
You sound like a fucking retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:04:08 No.16910641 Report Delete

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>>16910625
No. You made that up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:40:38 No.16910911 Report Delete

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>>16910625
Haha no, not even close.

That tallest recorded man EVER was only 8'11 and he had a serious condition and trouble walking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:56:19 No.16910950 Report Delete

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>>16910627

Sounded pretty logical to me anon. Your buttmad is showing

anonymous

anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:02:47 No.16911180 Report Delete

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>>16910641
>>16910911
But still, 9 feet isn't considered a giant. At least not in my book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:10:41 No.16911209 Report Delete

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>>16910432
Because
>They take ages to put on
>They're very bulky and clumsy to move in
>How did an alien even get here without bringing their own spacesuit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:16:06 No.16911225 Report Delete

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>>16910625
Can you even comprehend how much 12 feet is? It's fucking 3,65 metres. Roughly twice the height of an average man.

The estimate for the largest/tallest ape related to humans is the fossil of a gigantopithecus blacki, at rougly 9.8 feet, or 3 metres.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:42:23 No.16911342 Report Delete

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>>16911180
WEll then you're an idiot. 9 foot tall is a giant.

You obviously have trouble comprehending how tall 9 foot really is. So here is Robert Wadlow with his family (I think)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:08:55 No.16911462 Report Delete

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Manlets BTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:30:09 No.16911536 Report Delete

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>>16910414
>there's multiple mentions of them in [spoiler:lit]THE BIBLE[/spoiler:lit]

Gee, I guess with such an unimpeachable, reliable source, they MUST exist then!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:31:08 No.16911539 Report Delete

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>>16911536

Don't be a pleb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:36:50 No.16911553 Report Delete

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>>16911539
>giants
Average human height was about 5' until the 1700's, where the hell are they getting this information?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:39:12 No.16911562 Report Delete

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>>16911539
Goliath was like 5'11". Surprise, people were smaller 2000 years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 20:39:15 No.16911852 Report Delete

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>>16911539
>His bed was really long therefore he was really tall
That is the stupidest logic I have ever seen.

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