>Be me in first day of science class at uni
>Prof asks us to introduce ourselves and tell the class something interesting about ourselves
>My turn
>ohshitanxiety.jpg
>Stand up and clear my throat
"Ahem, u-uh h-h-hi, my name is a-anon...I-I like the s-s-study of c-c-c-c-cryptozoology
>Dead fucking silence
>Hottest blonde in class (and on campus) exclaims:
"LIKE BIGFOOT!?"
>Entire class erupts into boisterous laughter
>Even professor is doubled over in laughter
>OHFUCKINGSHITIFUCKEDUP.BITMAP
>Try to get up and run out of class
>Can't leave, captain of the soccer team blocking exit
>punches me right between the eyes, smashing my glasses and lodging a shard of glass in my right eye
>Class is now laughing even louder because of this, the noise is hurting my eardrums (head is pounding too from the concision I suffered from the blow)
>Blackout
>Wake up in the hospital hours later, janitor called the ambulance for me after class dismissed
>Mom won't return my calls, she found out what happened when the school called her I'm guessing.

I smell like piss too, someone must have peed on me after I passed out. Sucks, but at least I have my phone to post on.

So what's your favorite cryptid /x/?